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2014 Isla Vista Shooting

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Creator	Elliot Rodger, the magnificent gentleman.
Number of levels	149
Release	Unknown edit
First release	1991 (Elliot Oliver Rodger)
Well-known release	1994 (BOWEP)
Latest release	23 May 2014 ([[172.58.22.142|Retribution Day]])
Location(s)	N/A
Difficulty	*****
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Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger✡ aka The Supreme Gentleman™ (online aliases ElliotR1, The Purifier, TheWowGenius, Valtharion, Ramsaybolton, Varodan123, and a handful of Youtube socks) is known worldwide as not only the best World of Warcraft player this planet has ever seen and an award-winning author, but also a chronically aspergic love-shy misogynist, who on May 23rd, 2014, fulfilled his lifelong dream of reenacting Grand Theft Auto, by gunning down numerous prostitutes from the sanctity of his BMW because he was angry that he was 22 years old and still a virgin.

Like other national treasures such as Cho, William Atchison, David Katz, the Columbine Killers, Randy Stair, Dimitrious Pagourtzis, the Unabomber, Nick Cruz, Omar Mateen, Adam Lanza, Timothy McVeigh, Nasim Aghdam, Anders Behring Breivik, Paris sandniggers, Stephen Paddock, Osama Bin Laden, and Adolf Hitler, Elliot left the world with a 100+ page manifesto auto-biography, video blogs, warning signs, and a month long session of The Blame Game to satisfy the media's savage appetite for misery. He was also a prominent member of the MGTOW incel community, and occasionally posted on Bodybuilding.com before offing himself.

Also notable is that Elliot was the son of the Hunger Games assistant director Peter Rodger (Jewish of course), which not only marks Peter's complete failure as a director (See: Battle Royale) but also his failure as a parent.

Elliot was victorious in receiving the Golden iPod for 2014, for going out with a BANG!

After finishing his manifesto and releasing his final youtube vlog, Elliot had high hopes of achieving God-tier status by dustin' an entire sorority house. Like Columbine, his massacre had a lot of potential, but ultimately went to shit. His main target was the Alpha Phi sorority, but much in the same way that Harris & Klebold's master plan of turning their school into a crater with homemade bombs failed, his plan also failed hard, but in an even more pathetic manner. Elliot couldn't get them to open the front door, so he immediately fell back on plan B, which consisted of shooting the fuck out of everything in sight. If he wasn't such a fucking idiot, he would have found a way to break in; like by picking the lock, or by breaching the door using a shotgun, or even just wait until the door isn't fuckin' locked.

Level 1: Take out your Roommates

This is the tutorial stage, where you learn how to use a knife, and stab your three Asian roommates to death, while they are distracted by a Starcraft tournament OTI. This level serves to demonstrate the vast physics capabilities and realistic ragdolls the NPCs have. You will need to learn how the stealth mechanics work, for you must be a Silent Assassin.

Level 2: Alpha Phi

In this stage, you approach the sorority house and attempt to break in by knocking very loudly on the door for three minutes. When none of the residents answer your knocks, you are presented with a choice.

   Option A: Break into the home.
   Option B: Cry.

If you chose Option A, Elliot will attempt to break into the home by climbing through a window. Unfortunately because of his miniature height, he is unable to reach the first-floor window and during this attempt is apprehended by a police officer resulting in an immediate game over and life in prison. Option B is the only way to proceed with the game, at which point Elliot cries about his failure of a plan and then begins shooting at random people on the sidewalk.

(Fact, Elliot's original intentions were to set the sorority house on fire. Had he bought himself some gas and a lighter, he could have killed more women, which was exactly what he wanted. Why he didn't end up doing that instead of hoping they would open the door for him, which even blondes aren't dumb enough to do, is anyone's guess.)

Level 3: The Deli

Elliot hops in his car and drives to the one place where he is certain there will be women - a sandwich shop. Upon arrival, he finds that instead of women, the place is populated by beaners who took everyone's jerbz. With his plan failing for a second time, Elliot opens fire and cries again before driving off to his next destination.

Level 4: Sperg Rage

This is where you can rack up the most points. The stage starts with a 10 minute countdown clock with Elliot behind the wheel mowing down pedestrians like a gangsta and running bicyclists off the road. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, police officers appear and begin returning fire. Once the timer is up, Elliot crashes into a parked car.

Level 5: An-Hero

In this final stage, you have 10 seconds to punch in the Konami Code before officers drag you out the car and place you under arrest. If you enter the code in time, Elliot is released from his sexless prison and awarded with 72 virgins, not including himself.

Fact: Elliot Rodger's low-scoring spree signified the moment mass-shootings in America officially became a Forced Meme.

Hey blonde bitches,

My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.

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